Adventure Journal

Session 26

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[Referee]: (see the map of the village, you're in the circled hut)

[Referee]: the body under the pile of rags moves...

** Valennor investigates **

[Bartley]: bad idea...

[Referee]: "Stop poking me you insensitive clod", says the voice under the blankets

** Thared pokes his head out **

** Valennor address Thared and introduces himself **

[Referee]: The young man appearing from under the blanket looked normal enough

[Thared]: "Well how did you guys get in here? I thought they were only holding one sacrifice tonight"

[Narwick]: ..........oh no

** Narwick starts to weep **

** Bartley has a bad feeling about this. **

** Valennor states that the ritualists will be the sacrifices tonight **

** Thared feels talkative **

[Thared]: "So where are you all from?"

[Valennor]: I must have inspired him

[Narwick]: i am from a fairy tale

[Narwick]: no actually we are from Thelic!

[Bartley]: "From hero business... super duper super secret stuff"

[Valennor]: we are here to end evil pirates reign

[Valennor]: oops

[Valennor]: should I have told him?

[Bartley]: yep

[Thared]: Well the pirates... Koltakans actually, don't reign much but a bunch of islands

[Narwick]: they won't reign nothin when were thru

** Valennor asks how he got here and explains their defeat **

[Bartley]: "So they're the ones having the sacrifice?"

[Thared]: They do get annoying when they need sacrifices... tend to start raiding the coast...

[Thared]: That's how I got here... minding my own business up in Podana when they attacked

[Bartley]: (are we looking for someone in Podana?)

[Referee]: (No Podana is where you left Elissa with her uncle)

[Narwick]: are you ready to be sacrificed, son?

** Valennor expresses pity **

[Valennor]: we could use him as a cover...

** Valennor assures that the Goblin Mage is the target here **

[Thared]: "what do you know about goblins?" he asked sharply

** Valennor tells of the electrifying experience **

[Thared]: "Well, it's just a rumor," he whispered, "but they say the goblins are behind all the trouble."

** Narwick asks Thared if he knows Elissa **

[Thared]: "Elissa huh? can't say I do."

[Valennor]: "We were chasing down ritualistic raiders who raided a friend's castle."

[Narwick]: oh... cuz thats where we came from was Podana

[Thared]: "Yeah, they do go on about sacrificing to Zaltec..."

[Valennor]: "Sickos."

[Thared]: "Always yammering about the 'Eater of Hearts'"

[Bartley]: Oh uh!

** Valennor recalls the hearts on spits to summon the gargoyle **

[Thared]: "It makes my chest almost ache"

** Bartley unfortunately also remembers.. **

[Thared]: "sorry for the black humor, the cage has gotten me down"

** Valennor examines the bars and tries to find a lock to pick **

[Bartley]: ok, so.... time to break out.

[Referee]: Eventually you notice that the sun is beginning to set

[Bartley]: bad news.

** Valennor finds the lack of personal items a nuisance **

** Bartley asks Narwick about the bell... **

[Narwick]: what bell?

[Valennor]: is there a lock to pick?

[Referee]: yes the cage has a lock

[Valennor]: THE BELL WRAITH BELL!

[Bartley]: no more wraith?

[Narwick]: i don't know, did they take our stuff?

[Valennor]: I can pick it!

** Valennor tries to pick the lock **

[Referee]: the lock clicks open

[Bartley]: I can send a stone missile through the door if that doesn't work.

[Bartley]: neva mind

[Valennor]: YES!

** Valennor looks around outside the cage **

[Referee]: you can see some sailors tending the boats at the shore

[Valennor]: any sign of our stuff?

[Referee]: Hmm, they took your stuff

[Narwick]: darnit

[Narwick]: lets look for it

[Bartley]: time to get stuff back

[Valennor]: do I see it around?

** Narwick looks for his stuff **

[Referee]: where are you going to look?

[Referee]: circle it on the map (use the white board tab)

[Valennor]: in this building

[Bartley]: We could ask...

[Referee]: (Well okay.. vision rolls please)

[Valennor]: that was a crude drawing I know, but I mean the house

[Referee]: Okay.. you can see the house is completely empty except for a ceremonial knife

[Valennor]: woah, ok

** Valennor uses stealth to sneak to the house on the right **

[Referee]: across the fields?

[Narwick]: yeah

[Valennor]: yeah, keeping low

** Valennor looks around for people as he crosses **

[Referee]: It looks like everyone is eating supper.

[Referee]: cause nobody is outside except for the few at the boat

[Valennor]: hmmmm

[Referee]: There are tomatoes growing in the fields though

[Narwick]: oooooooooooh

[Referee]: Inside the house you see a couple eating at rough wood table

[Valennor]: is there a goblin in there?

[Bartley]: of course not...

[Referee]: no... just two people... a man and a woman

[Bartley]: that would be too easy

[Referee]: you hear the man talking...

[Man]: "I have to leave this evening" he said

[Man]: the boss said we need to head back to the mainland

[Man]: something about an assassination

[Man]: Nureg said there was a lady back from the north... a witch or something

[Man]: he said she wiped out our mages in the last attack... even the goblins

[Man]: I guess that's who we'll be going after...

[Man]: "these fried potatoes are real good..."

** Valennor uses stealth to get inside and close to them to catch and interrogate them **

[Narwick]: i back him up

[Bartley]: I'll guard the door

[Referee]: Valennor slips inside and surprises the woman

[Referee]: the man apparently went into the kitchen to get more food

** Valennor asks them directly what they know about themselves and the goblins **

[Valennor]: I mean ourselves

** Woman screams **

** Valennor silences her and warns the husband of her harm if he makes trouble **

[The Woman]: who are you barging into my house

** Narwick clotheslines the man as he runs through the door **

[Referee]: the man charges in and is knocked flat

** Valennor informs them that we are the new prisoners and where our supplies would be and any helpful information or else! **

[The woman]: Prisoners? I don't know about any...

[Narwick]: ah yeah

[Bartley]: Never heard about the sacrifice? Bartley asks from the doorway

[The woman]: We do sacrifices every once in a while... it pleases Zaltec

[Narwick]: screw Zaltec

[The woman]: "There is one man who is going to be sacrificed tomorrow"

[The woman]: "That will make sure our crops grow"

[Bartley]: 'Zaltec is no more... I killed him..."

[Valennor]: "We met him, and he is probably free."

[Narwick]: what that we killed him?

[The woman]: Blasphemers... you can't kill the god of death

[Narwick]: he just did

[Bartley]: I just did.

[Bartley]: Besides, you can if you're a god yourself

[The woman]: Who are you anyways... your accents sound like foreigners

[Narwick]: we are the bringers of death to the gods of death

[Narwick]: and such

[Valennor]: "We are, and we have come for the Mage, where is he?"

** The woman faints **

[Valennor]: LOL

[Bartley]: Yes!

[Narwick]: Dumb lady

** Valennor interrogates husband same thing **

[Bartley]: Husband! I killed the god of death! Now you will tell us what you know!

[The man]: "You won't find out anything from me! Driago is more powerful than you are and he'll take you out!"

[Narwick]: oh yeah!!!!

[Valennor]: "Where is he?!"

[Narwick]: is driago a god?

[Bartley]: You think we can't handle a bitty little goblin?

[Narwick]: cuz if not then he is not more powerful than moi

[The man]: "Are you nuts? That goblin might be powerful but he's nothing to a god!"

[Valennor]: "You speak nonsense, I should punish you!"

[Narwick]: like I said... I am a god and you will obey me or suffer

[Valennor]: "Where does the Goblin Mage reside?!"

[The man]: if you're looking for Driago... you'll find him in the jungle hut

[Bartley]: Excellent, that wasn't so hard was it?

[Narwick]: where is our stuff?

[Valennor]: "Yes, where would they put our things?"

[Narwick]: where is the keep?

[The man]: what are you talking about?

[Bartley]: Even gods are sloppy with their stuff sometimes

[Valennor]: "I'm warning you!"

[The man]: Did you look in the armory?

[Narwick]: where is it?

[Valennor]: "Umm, no...."

** Valennor feels dumb **

[The man]: right next to the prison... on the left

[Valennor]: "Thank you my good fellow, you will sleep for a while now."

** The woman screams **

[Bartley]: thank you, you've been very helpful. And thank the fainted one when she awakes.

[Narwick]: why thank you... I like you... when total domination is mine your death will be quick and painless

** Valennor tells Bartley to put him to sleep **

[Valennor]: "Put theim both out for a while."

[Valennor]: we leave, when they are asleep, for the armory

[Referee]: okay... now you're off to the other hut

[Referee]: you notice Thared following behind

[Narwick]: right

** Narwick tells Thared to stay close and be silent **

** Valennor comes close and checks around **

[Referee]: You see a guard sleeping inside the armory hut

[Referee]: and a pile of stuff on a table

[Valennor]: that's it!

[Bartley]: my stuff!

[Bartley]: I oughta set 'im on fire!

[Bartley]: that's the hot spot...

[Bartley]: Pirates!

[Bartley]: Scallywags!

** Valennor uses stealth to get close and punch him hard in the face **

[Valennor]: we will pound the lights out of him!

[Bartley]: me too!

[Valennor]: "One hit each," Valennor whispers

[Referee]: so you run around to the door... bust in

[Valennor]: STEALTH!!!!!!

[Referee]: ... and smack the guy in the face

[Bartley]: Yelling!

[Bartley]: Judoing!

[Referee]: Bartley slams the guy on the floor with a stunning judo move

[Valennor]: (do we get our stuff back?)

[Bartley]: I'm not finished yet!

** Valennor ties up the man with his own breeches and gags him with his shirt **

[Thared]: You guys are pretty tough.

[Valennor]: "Thank you"

** Narwick asks Thared if he knows how to use a sword **

[Thared]: Not really, I'm a cleric by trade...

[Thared]: I know a few spells and such... but I'm best with a staff

[Narwick]: well... here any way

** Narwick hands him a short sword **

[Bartley]: then pray for us... for we have blasphemed.

[Thared]: well, thanks

[Narwick]: if you can find a staff do so

[Valennor]: "Our quest is to kill the Mage, but you are free to go..."

** Thared looks around on the shelves **

** Valennor searches too **

** Narwick looks for stuff too **

[Referee]: You find a short sword, small shield, a Axe, and leather armor

** Valennor takes the shield **

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