Adventures in Arajara
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Valennor thief has entered the room.
Valennor thief: hey!
jmodule: where's dom?
Valennor thief: I have been forced against my
own will!
Valennor thief: oh
Valennor thief: uhh, he's coming
jmodule: okay then
Valennor thief: yeah, on his laptop
Valennor thief: he's setting up and setting
in
jmodule: yeah, yeah
Valennor thief: you mean yes
jmodule: where's sam?
supermodelvamp has entered the room.
Valennor thief: here
jmodule: still idle
supermodelvamp: who me?
supermodelvamp: why am i idle?
Dominiqueooo has entered the room.
jmodule: dunno
jmodule: lazy mabye
Valennor thief: you are idol
Dominiqueooo: just in time...
jmodule: okay is everyone ready?
supermodelvamp: am i here
Valennor thief: yes I have my sheet
supermodelvamp: me
Dominiqueooo: pretty much...
jmodule: okay then...
Valennor thief: I take my sheet
everywhere like my blanket
supermodelvamp: hi i have small little
letters
Valennor thief: big thin ones
jmodule: Let's begin ... You are standing on
the poop deck surrounded by a dozen fierce
looking sailors armed with cutlasses. One of
them shouts, “Quiénes son usted y cuáles
son usted que hace en mi nave?”
jmodule: When nobody says anything, he
shouts again, “Entrega o usted matarán.”
Then, realizing that you don't speak their
language, another, taller man behind the first
says, “You men, surrender or you will be
killed.”
Valennor thief: "Joel?"
Valennor thief: "We will fight to the last.
Are you sure you want to try?"
Dominiqueooo: what?
supermodelvamp: i think we are ready
to start
Valennor thief: we did!
Valennor thief: something's wrong with
sam's
Valennor thief: he didn't get your message
supermodelvamp has left the room.
Valennor thief: it didn't show up
jmodule: do you want me to send again?
Valennor thief: he'll be back
Valennor thief: yah
jmodule: is he trying another client?
Dominiqueooo: he's signing out of trillian
and using regular AOL...
Valennor thief: he should have from the
start
supermodelvamp has entered the room.
Valennor thief: good
supermodelvamp has left the room.
supermodelvamp has entered the room.
Valennor thief: FINALLY
jmodule: are we sure?
supermodelvamp: ok...lets go
Dominiqueooo: yes
jmodule: Starting again...
jmodule: You are standing on the poop deck
surrounded by a dozen fierce looking sailors
armed with cutlasses. One of them shouts,
“Quiénes son usted y cuáles son usted que
hace en mi nave?”
Valennor thief: "Eh?"
jmodule: When nobody says anything, he
shouts again, “Entrega o usted matarán.”
Then, realizing that you don't speak their
language, another, taller man behind the first
says, “You men, surrender or you will be
killed.”
Dominiqueooo: <pig latin...>
supermodelvamp: "us...killed? please my
foolish friend. we can't be killed!"
Valennor thief: "You try that." I add
supermodelvamp: should we surrender?
Valennor thief: "What are you people
about?"
Dominiqueooo: Or you could surrender
like you said... Barley adds.
supermodelvamp: lol
Valennor thief: Barley bread man!
supermodelvamp: thats his new name
supermodelvamp: lol
Valennor thief: haha
Dominiqueooo: <missed the t>
jmodule: "About?!" shouts the tall man,
"maybe we should ask you! What are you
doing on our ship?"
Valennor thief: "What is your business I
say pirates?"
Valennor thief: ahh
supermodelvamp: we are getting a free
ride to cancun
Valennor thief: "Ahh, yes, we uh, followed
you dogs from your bloody deeds on the
coast."
Valennor thief: lol sam
Dominiqueooo: "Alright I confesses...
we're commendeering your ship""
Valennor thief: LOL
supermodelvamp: yeah
supermodelvamp: avast!!!!!
Dominiqueooo: "No leave."
Valennor thief: "That's right, unless you
convince us otherwise."
jmodule: "Your from the coast? Then you
must be in league with those black
sorcerers!"
supermodelvamp: ?what
supermodelvamp: we are trying to catch
the black sorcerpeople
Dominiqueooo: "Which? The black ones?"
Valennor thief: "You were the one's who
cut out the hearts...? Right?"
supermodelvamp: why do you always have
to be racist
Valennor thief: "Wait."
supermodelvamp: LOL
Valennor thief: ha!
jmodule: "Those were brave men we had to
sacrifice to escape, don't profane their
memories!"
supermodelvamp: hmmm....truly?
Valennor thief: "Very interesting
Valennor thief: your rationalizatin."
Dominiqueooo: "Who ARE the black
sorcerers?"
Valennor thief: "To escape what?"
Dominiqueooo: I'm talking...
supermodelvamp: sit let us talk....
Valennor thief: let's not sit
jmodule: "I'm not going to stand here and
explain everything," said the tall man
jmodule: "Now I repeat, throw down your
weapons, or we'll have to kill you!"
supermodelvamp: we might could help you
supermodelvamp: or you help us
Valennor thief: "Freakish request. Very
well."
supermodelvamp: or we help each other
jmodule: "Help? Like you helped poor Ustlan
take his head off?"
supermodelvamp: who?
jmodule: "I think not!! Drop your weapons!"
Valennor thief: "You barbarians better
explain yourselves well! Or I take back
up my sword."
supermodelvamp: NEVER!!!!!!!
Valennor thief: do it
Valennor thief: *Valennor nudges
Narwick*
Dominiqueooo: <Jakim, did these pirates
attack the castle we were at, that we've
been chasing?? I can't remember.>
jmodule: (Yes, they did)
Valennor thief: "Screw that, we can take
you if need be, explain yourselves."
Dominiqueooo: <Ok let get them.>
Valennor thief: let
supermodelvamp: i will never drop my
weapon upon the pain of death...and
even when i die you will have to peal my
dead lifeless fingers from the hilt of my
sward
supermodelvamp: (my monologue
supermodelvamp: )
Dominiqueooo: The gantlet has been
thrown.
jmodule: Suddenly you hear a gravelly voice
from behind the group of sailors, "Captain
Bacala, is there a problem?"
Valennor thief: gauntlet
supermodelvamp: ..........
supermodelvamp: um no i answer
supermodelvamp: <didn't we kill the
captain?>
Valennor thief: <guys, this guy is freakish
dangerous sounding... type!>
jmodule: (you killed the guy piloting th ship)
supermodelvamp: ah
Valennor thief: right
jmodule: (and the botswain, Ustlan
supermodelvamp: right
supermodelvamp: lol
supermodelvamp: he he
jmodule: You see a goblin wearing purple
robes stepping up onto the deck from the
stairs.
Dominiqueooo: <right, we helped him
remove his head>
Valennor thief: ha, right
Dominiqueooo: Uh oh
supermodelvamp: <GOBLINS>
jmodule: The robes are marked with symbols
of stars and the two moons.
supermodelvamp: killum
Valennor thief: woah, gobbies
supermodelvamp: magic dudes
supermodelvamp: ahhhh
jmodule: The captain says something the the
goblin, who laughs.
supermodelvamp: uh oh
supermodelvamp: i don't like that laugh
jmodule: The sailors surrounding you start to
look more menacing.
Valennor thief: "State your reason for
attacking the castle back there..."
jmodule: if that was possible
Dominiqueooo: <I'm I able to tell whether
the goblin is a magic user?>
Valennor thief: "That's our question."
jmodule: [Casting "Detect Magic" uses two
umana points]
jmodule: [-2 if you don't want to be noticed
while casting the spell]
Dominiqueooo: <Ok, Bartley will do this.>
Valennor thief: roll roll
Dominiqueooo: <Try the -2>
Dominiqueooo: <My skill is 14>
jmodule: Bartley mutters the spell under his
breath... and he begins to sense the lines of
magic as visible auras. The goblin glows
strongly... indicating he is a wizard.
Valennor thief: shoot
supermodelvamp: i told you
Dominiqueooo: oh boy...
supermodelvamp: <lets killem>
Valennor thief: "What Black Wizards do
you speakof, and what were your
motives for attacking the castle we were
staying in?"
Dominiqueooo: <Jakim, is does the
"deflect" spell (Enchantment type spell)
deflect another magic users spells?>
Dominiqueooo: <sorry about my bad
english>
Valennor thief: lol
jmodule: [it's cast on armor to add defense]
Dominiqueooo: <ok, thanks>
jmodule: "You would like to know that
wouldn't you," says the goblin, "the Black
Wizards are, of course, the elves that have
allied themselves with the humans. By their
meddling, they have become our enemies."
supermodelvamp: <what shuld we do?>
Valennor thief: then we will kill them
Valennor thief: come
Valennor thief: let's
jmodule: (what now?)
supermodelvamp: i will fire my crossbow at
the head of the goblin
Dominiqueooo: "In that case, I'm the
worst black wizard you'll ever meet!!!!"
Valennor thief: I will draw everyone else's
attention with a dive into the twirling my
sword!
Valennor thief: into them
supermodelvamp: my +bow skill is 16
supermodelvamp: (cross bow)
jmodule: Narwick whips out his crossbow and
fires at the goblin. The bolt hits him in the
shoulder!
supermodelvamp: hmmm
supermodelvamp: not good
jmodule: Valennor sweeps his sword at the
nearest sailor
Valennor thief: that's good enough
Valennor thief: for me
Valennor thief: ahh, my font
jmodule: The sailor is surprised and the sword
cuts him across his chest.
Valennor thief: is he dead?
jmodule: Two other sailors come to his rescue
and swing at Valennor
jmodule: [no, not dead, only wounded]
Dominiqueooo: When it's my turn I will
cast a 3 point stone missle the whole
group.
supermodelvamp: meanwhile (as barley
takes his turn) i drop my crossbow and
pull out my short sword
Valennor thief: I'll dive away
jmodule: Zounds! Bartley's stone missile goes
haywire and burns his hand!
Valennor thief: then up I'll up and at em
with my bow as Narwick plows for me
Dominiqueooo: what???
supermodelvamp: <barley is a screw up>
Valennor thief: ouch
Valennor thief: sry
Valennor thief: for my mess up language
Dominiqueooo: I'm a level 16! How could I
boch that?
Valennor thief: "You is boch."
jmodule: by rolling 17\
supermodelvamp: ha ha
Valennor thief: HOHO!
Dominiqueooo: blast! of all the rotten
luck...
jmodule: Narwick has switch to a sword,
Valennor to a bow
supermodelvamp: yupp
Valennor thief: ok
Valennor thief: twang
jmodule: a sailor charges narwick...
Valennor thief: my skill is 14
supermodelvamp: "try me you villinous pig
spawn"
jmodule: their swords clash... but neither can
get in a blow
supermodelvamp: hmm...
Valennor thief: I'll hit the captain Bacala
jmodule: another sailor charges valennor,
swing his sword, which glows red in the
sunset.
Valennor thief: NO!
Valennor thief: I'll hit him point blank
range
Valennor thief: THOK!
jmodule: The arrow hits him in the chest
Valennor thief: ha
Dominiqueooo: <what can I do with
"shatter" spell? Can I shatter their
weapons?>
Valennor thief: Joel, you get the gobbie
Valennor thief: although, that is a worthy
thought
jmodule: the sailor with the arrow falls in pain,
dropping his sword
Valennor thief: I hear you think
Valennor thief: good
jmodule: [ou can try to shatter weapons]
Valennor thief: that would be great
Valennor thief: then we could hammer the
goblin
Dominiqueooo: Level 13, I will try to
shatter the swoard of the guy swinging
at valennor
Valennor thief: he's down!
Valennor thief: I shot him
Dominiqueooo: wait, nevermind that one...
jmodule: [maybe teh one sparring with
narwick]
Dominiqueooo: do that to the nearest
threat
Dominiqueooo: yeah, that'll work... how
many can I do?
Valennor thief: sweet
jmodule: [the roll says 2]
Dominiqueooo: <cool. how many umana
points did this cost?>
jmodule: two swords shatter with a loud
sound... the one facing narwick panics
supermodelvamp: LOL
supermodelvamp: i lop at his head
jmodule: [4 umana]
Dominiqueooo: <thanks>
supermodelvamp: <thanks barley>
Valennor thief: I'll shoot the goblin
supermodelvamp: <your new name is
barley>
Dominiqueooo: "Wecome narwicky:
Valennor thief: lol
jmodule: narwick swings at the man's head,
but he ducks!
supermodelvamp: lol
supermodelvamp: what!
Valennor thief: oops
Valennor thief: you are one sorry man
jmodule: [valennor?]
supermodelvamp: i swong down
Valennor thief: I'll shoot the goblin
supermodelvamp: not straight for his neck
supermodelvamp: kinda lopped down
jmodule: the goblin has disappeared...
supermodelvamp: yaknow
Valennor thief: I'll shoot the captain then!
jmodule: okay...
Dominiqueooo: No! Where too?
supermodelvamp: never mind
Dominiqueooo: <how many guys are left?>
jmodule: Valennor's arrow hits the captain in
the sword arm
Valennor thief: ho
jmodule: he drops his sword and grabs his arm
in pain
Valennor thief: hoho
jmodule: 10 sailors are left
Valennor thief: woah now!
Dominiqueooo: Woa!
Valennor thief: Fight time!
supermodelvamp: YIKES
jmodule: one charges Bartley
Dominiqueooo: knife time!
Valennor thief: no!
Valennor thief: stone him!
Dominiqueooo: why?
Dominiqueooo: don't stone missles take
longer?
Valennor thief: you're terrible with a
knifey
Dominiqueooo: ok, judo time...
jmodule: [what's the skill level?]
Valennor thief: I'll chop the guy for him
jmodule: [11?]
Valennor thief: no, wait, shoot
supermodelvamp: yupppers
Dominiqueooo: yeah...
Valennor thief: in the head!
Dominiqueooo: maybe I should shatter his
sword too...
supermodelvamp: <im gonna swing
DOWN this time at the guys headish
area
supermodelvamp: >
Valennor thief: lol
Dominiqueooo: it's still my turn.
jmodule: bartley chants quickly, and the sailors
sword shatters [2 umana]
Dominiqueooo: yes!
jmodule: meanwhile narwick swings lower...
jmodule: but hits the mans shoulder
supermodelvamp: do i cut off his arm?
jmodule: still, he tumbles to the deck
supermodelvamp: he he
Valennor thief: man alive
Valennor thief: or dead
Valennor thief: ha
jmodule: no, didn't cut the arm off
supermodelvamp: sigh
Valennor thief: I'll put the bow on my back,
get my sword, and face the closest
pirate
Valennor thief: to stab him in the chest
jmodule: while Valennor is putting the bow
away, a sailor swings with his cutlas... hitting
Valennor in the head!
Valennor thief: AHH!
Valennor thief: GAAHH!
Valennor thief: I'll kill him!
supermodelvamp: 911
jmodule: [did you have a helmet?]
Dominiqueooo: ouch time...
Valennor thief: I don't think so
Valennor thief: my poor head!
jmodule: [uh oh]
Valennor thief: you darn narrator! you
can't swing for character's heads!
supermodelvamp: lol
Valennor thief: well, maybe
supermodelvamp: ill wear a tie to your
funeral
supermodelvamp: !
Valennor thief: you sicko
Valennor thief: I'll kill him yet
supermodelvamp: what as a ghost?
Dominiqueooo: no! I can cast "lend
health"...and/or minor healing
Valennor thief: PLEASE
jmodule: [Valennor takes 12 points of damage
to the brain]
supermodelvamp: 911
Valennor thief: that is sick
Valennor thief: my health is 11
Valennor thief: no, ten!
Valennor thief: agh!
supermodelvamp: ...........
jmodule: well, valennor is knocked
unconscious by the blow
jmodule: [rolling to stay alive... you make an
8]
Valennor thief: do I make it?
Dominiqueooo: <is that good?>
jmodule: [yes, your health is 10]
Valennor thief: ok, get my bod on the
carpet and let's fly around and toast this
ship like Joel suggests
Valennor thief: whew
Valennor thief: that was so close
supermodelvamp: i'm going to pull out my
bell and summon the bell wraith to kill
the dudes
Valennor thief: woah
supermodelvamp: <is that possible?>
jmodule: well, narwick will have to dodge the
two sailors first...
Valennor thief: fightem
supermodelvamp: ok
Dominiqueooo: <Jakim, are we looking for
something on the ship, or just look for
the baddies that attacked the castle... or
we trying to find out who they are? once
again, i forget...>
jmodule: [dodge is what? 6]
supermodelvamp: yeah
jmodule: [you were trying to find out who they
were and where they were from]
Valennor thief: and they hacked around
and hit my head!
Valennor thief: revive me O Dom!
jmodule: unfortunately Narwick is feeling
slugish and can't dodge his attackers, he
must parry furiously to avoid being cut to
pieces
Valennor thief: hahahahhaa
supermodelvamp: thats dumb
jmodule: he parrys the first sword, but misses
the second!
Dominiqueooo: Ok, I'll cast minor healing
on valenor, and maybe narwick too...
Valennor thief: gee thanks, me first
jmodule: he's cut in the chest... [2 points]
supermodelvamp: who me?
Valennor thief: ouch
Valennor thief: yeah
jmodule: bartley begins to chant his healing
spell...
jmodule: [rolled a 14]
Dominiqueooo: that was close..
jmodule: [how many points did you use (1-3)]
Dominiqueooo: 3
Valennor thief: you made it right?
Valennor thief: yeah
jmodule: the bleeding from valennor's head
stops, but he's still unconscious
Valennor thief: rats and good
jmodule: from behind, a sailor swings at
bartley with a vicious cut across the back.
supermodelvamp: does my bell rait show
up yer
supermodelvamp: yet*
Dominiqueooo: oh no!
jmodule: you haven't had a chance to ring the
bell
supermodelvamp: uh
supermodelvamp: ring ring
jmodule: Do you decide to ring the bell instead
of parry the two sailors attacking?
supermodelvamp: no
supermodelvamp: ill killem
jmodule: okay...
Valennor thief: smash em when they come
jmodule: narwick stabs and slashes, catching
both off guard
Valennor thief: good
supermodelvamp: ha ha
Dominiqueooo: If I live, I'll create an
illusion of a horrible sea monster
comming right at them...
Valennor thief: coolness
jmodule: you cut one's arm, almost off. the
other is slashed across the chest
Dominiqueooo: that should give narwick a
couple seconds to ring the bell...
supermodelvamp: LOL
Valennor thief: wow
Valennor thief: can I get up yet?
jmodule: The sailor misses bartley from behind
Dominiqueooo: yes!
Dominiqueooo: Illusion time.
Dominiqueooo: <Level 13>
jmodule: the illusion is created. the water stirs
ominously
Valennor thief: sweet
jmodule: a terryifying monster appears...
[everyone rolls for panic]
supermodelvamp: do i?
Dominiqueooo: 8-)
Valennor thief: not I said duck
Dominiqueooo: this is fun
supermodelvamp: ring ring
Valennor thief: oh yeah
Valennor thief: can I roll for
consciousness?
Dominiqueooo: <how many umana
points?>
jmodule: narwick, who was ringing his bell,
didn't expect to see a sea monster appear,
and panics
Valennor thief: haha
Valennor thief: you doofus
supermodelvamp: YOU STUPID
jmodule: he joins the nine other men panicing
and racing away down the deck fo the ship
Dominiqueooo: ho ho ha :-D
Valennor thief: NO hahahahahha!
Dominiqueooo: lol
jmodule: suddenly the wraith appears
supermodelvamp: yeah!!!!
Dominiqueooo: oh good
jmodule: and stands beside bartley... drooling
supermodelvamp: what does he say...<is
he on our team>
Valennor thief: if he get's me you die next
supermodelvamp: i saiy if he destroys the
boats he can have all the sailors for his
sacrifice
supermodelvamp: but not my
friends(barley and val)
Dominiqueooo: "Ok Mr. Wraith, it's lunch
time. Eat everyone except narwick,
valenor and myself"
jmodule: too bad Narwick was running away,
he could have told the wraith who to take
Valennor thief: darn it
supermodelvamp: i am not scared
supermodelvamp: !!!!
Valennor thief: go tell him
jmodule: instead the wraith thinks bartley
looks particularly jucy
Dominiqueooo: Narwick!!!!!
Valennor thief: NARWICK!
supermodelvamp: i tell him the above
Dominiqueooo: Help!!!
Dominiqueooo: I've got a hyngry wraith
here!!
supermodelvamp: that if he destroys all
the ships he can have the sailors as his
sacrifice
supermodelvamp: his meal...his
enfatuation
jmodule: Narwick can return, but Bartley must
figure out a way to delay the wraith until
narwick gets back
supermodelvamp: whattever
supermodelvamp: I didn't run away!!!
Valennor thief: yes you did
jmodule: yes.. you panic
jmodule: ed
supermodelvamp: i didn't agreee to that
Valennor thief: and, you attended Panic
Ed!
Dominiqueooo: Create the illusion that I'm
not here..
jmodule: bartley didn't tell anyone he was
casting an illusion
Valennor thief: can I awake?
jmodule: NO!
jmodule: you're nearly dead
Valennor thief: rats
Valennor thief: dom, fix me please soon
jmodule: what're you going to do? prance
around with a sucking head wound?
Dominiqueooo: Do you think an illusion
would work on a wraith?
Valennor thief: don't I carry health
potions?
jmodule: not really
jmodule: um.. .who has your equipment sheet?
Valennor thief: sucking was not needed to
impressionize me
supermodelvamp: its on our computer
jmodule: oh
jmodule: umm.. it's 5 o'clock
jmodule: it's time for me to wrap up
supermodelvamp: ill return and tell teh
wraith what i said....above
Dominiqueooo: <he's getting it>
supermodelvamp: k
Dominiqueooo: So we don't know if the
wraith gets me or not??!
jmodule: cliff hanger
Valennor thief: yah
jmodule: :-)
Dominiqueooo: Ugh!!!!
Valennor thief: I don't have potions for
health
Valennor thief: only ventriliquizm
Valennor thief: ha
Valennor thief: ok, thanks Jakim, that was
fun.
Valennor thief: See ya later
jmodule: zk
Dominiqueooo: I'll cast lend health if
Narwicks wraith does eat me...
Valennor thief: ?
Valennor thief: right dom (ha!)
Dominiqueooo: on you stupid!
jmodule: czzx x
Valennor thief: ?
Dominiqueooo: what?